HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL
WE'RE TAKING A BREAK UNTIL AFTER THE START OF THE NEW YEAR. UNTIL THEN, HERE ARE SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS THAT ARE VALUABLE YEAR IN AND YEAR OUT. ---The Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? ---To ignore the facts does not change the facts. ---Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. ---One good turn gets most of the blanket. ---Whatever hits the fan will not get evenly distributed. ---We are all responsible for what we do. (Unless we are celebrities.) ---Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. ---It takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion---not proof---to destroy it. ---Don't sweat the petty things. And don't pet the sweaty things. ---If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. ---Nostaligia isn't what it used to be. ---To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. ---If you want to make a small fortune in the stock market, start with a big fortune. ---Life is a sexually transmitted disease. ---Under everyone's hard shell is someone wanting to be appreciated and loved. Best wishes for a healthy and sane new year! The Faculty and Administration of the University of Bob |